Written by Eugene Morgan
A group of Wild Boar hogs saw a Giant Forrest hog. One of the Wild boar hogs shouted,
“What an eye soar! That overgrown hog has the ugliest face I have ever seen!”
Another Wild Boar hog said,
“His small eyes make his face look like that of a bat.”
Still another Wild Boar hog said,
“His very high cheekbones make his face look like a gorilla.”
And yet another one said,
“To top it off, he has a tusk on his face.”
The young Giant Forest hog ran through the grass upset with what he had heard about his face. The old man saw what had happened to the Giant Forest hog.
“Why do you run when you had the chance to respond?” asked the old man.
“All the things they said about my face are true. How do I respond to that?” cried the Giant Forest hog.
“You respond by improving upon what they said about your face,” replied the old man
“I don’t quite understand what you mean?”
“Insult me about my age.”
“You are an OLD COOT!”
“Yes I AM an old coot; you should see me when I get out of bed.”
“You’re an old coot and an ANTIQUE!”
“I’m an old coot, an antique and an OLD BUZZARD!”
“You’re an old coot, an antique, and old buzzard and a GEEZER!”
“I’m an old coot, an antique, an old buzzard, a geezer and a FOSSIL who look worse whenever I’m in the nude!”
“Do you see what it does to you when I improve upon the insults?”
“Indeed, I do.”
“Go practice improving their insults about your face so that you will be ready next time.”
The Wild Boar hogs saw the ugly hog grazing in the forest. One of the Wild Boar hogs called him,
“Bat face!”
And one other called him,
“Gorilla face!”
And yet one other called him,
“Tusk face.”
The Ugly hog said,
“I’m the ugliest Bat-Gorilla-looking face of the forest.”
The Wild boar hogs, looked at each other and said,
“No you are the ugliest Bat-Gorilla-looking face in all creation.”
The Ugly hog then said,
“No I’m the ugliest Bat-Gorilla-looking face in all creation and the universe!”
Because the Giant Forest hog did not give in to the Wild Boar hogs’ insults, the name-calling stopped.
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